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Our work here is done.
photo by Elise B |
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| Last Valentine's Day, we pranked John Calderone by leaving him a sickeningly-pink, anonymous valentine with a poem written in it. It was such a perfect prank that we weren't quite sure how to improve on it this year. But we certainly tried. Early this afternoon, John left to work at Lampstand Press. His desk looked like this: 
When he returned, later on, it looked like this: 
The note on his desk read, "Courtesy of your Secret Admirer." But that wasn't even the funniest part. Five minutes after Juli Lackey dropped John off at his house, she got a phone call from him. John: When you drove Ned back from the warehouse, did you drop him off at his house?
Juli: Of course! Why do you ask?
John: You didn't drop him off at anyone ELSE's house, did you?
Juli: I...I don't think so. Maybe he walked somewhere...
John: Are you SUUUURE?
Juli: Oh, did he leave you another little valentine? At that remark, John hung up. |
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| I usually find blonde jokes rather lame, but this one is absolutely hilarious. Check it out, everyone.
The Best Blonde Joke Ever |
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| I know this is the talk of the town already, but we're still going to celebrate...
Casey, you've got a good guy. In spite of what he says about himself.
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| Here's an interesting fact: Google always ranks search results based on links found within its cache. If a search query is similar to the text of a link on some website, then whatever site the link points to will move up in your search results.
That sounds a little confusing, but here's an example. Suppose I posted the phrase "corn dog" on my blog and made it link to www.nedsomerville.com. That would make www.nedsomerville.com appear higher up in a Google search for "corn dog".
Now, this is purely theoretical, of course. Actually, that particular example wouldn't work because there is no Web site called www.nedsomerville.com. But we can still make excellent use of the principle. Try it!
great president (George W. Bush)
miserable failure (Michael Moore)
waffles (John Kerry)
french military victories (Spoof page)
heartthrob (Sam, I know you're going to kill me for this, but I couldn't resist.) |
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